i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
