I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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