She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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