508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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