In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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