i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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