i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Two words: nipple clamps
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