Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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