It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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