Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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