four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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