In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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