i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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