Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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