awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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