10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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