I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
and she was petting her beer can
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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