Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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