I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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