question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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