is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she told me i tasted like america
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
