HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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