To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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