You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
So squirting runs in the family.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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