Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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