turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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