Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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