I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just had sex on a roof
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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