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Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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