i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
i out mim tonsoeep
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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