everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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