Nicole vs. Life
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I have already put on my inside pants.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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