Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
