I'm laying in your front yard are you home
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
