She's JV to your varsity
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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