She's JV to your varsity
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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