she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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