Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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