I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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