If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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