You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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