I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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