sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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