ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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