So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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