It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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