GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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