This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Randomize
