I murdered the dance floor call the cops
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
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I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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