New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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