so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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