Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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