I just saw a hot homeless man
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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