We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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