? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
In other news, I just burned my penis
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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